February 2012
25 posts
My charger just started screeching and spitting...
… And now it won’t charge anymore oopsies what did I do now…
Carnevale in Venice was so romantic
… if your idea of romance is stabbing a drag queen clown in the face with your pointed mask in self defense while he tries to kiss you and forcefeed you prosecco simultaneously. Or having a man shove his tongue down your throat when you’re trying to ask for directions. Or being serenaded with “Bella Notte” by a giant group of shitfaced Italian teenagers.
Ok the last one...
Watchneil-gaiman:
Just watch this. (If it lets you watch it where you are. If it doesn’t, I recommend Tunnelbear.)
“You’ve confused a war on religion with not always getting everything you want.”
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Chattin' with drunk foreign creepers
Me:
in san diego
we trade seashells for plastic surgery
its a simpler place
Him:
wow i like it how many seashels would it take to get me a boob job
Me:
20 shells or 10 hermit crabs
Him:
not bad not bad at all
exept it would feed the family for a week
Me:
these are the choices we have to make in america
food or big ass titties
Him:
haha
skinny with big ass tittays it is then
Me:
the american...
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My mom has started calling me Brony as a term of...
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“Fortune is a woman, and if you want to keep her under it is necessary to beat...”
– Machiavelli
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This is what happens when my sister and I get in...
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