I am somehow less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain...– Stephen Jay Gould (via feministpizza)
If it ever comes to the point where I have to live out the rest of my life as a...– My mom having a heartfelt conversation with me about taking care of her if she’s ever injured…………
i saved these amon gifs and made myself cry with...
shaburdies: amon boob grab amon trying very hard to twerk amon’s slow and awkward hi 5
gradies: i had good grades at the beginning of the school year but everything changed when the fire nation attacked
On my way out of London, security noticed that I had a tear on the ID page of my passport so they called in these stereotypical-Brooklyn-accent-havin’ Homeland security agents to verify that I’m a citizen. They grilled me a bit and they were about to give me the clear when a scrap of a chocolate wrapper fell out of my passport and the agent squints at me and goes ‘is this...
You know what's kind of beautiful?
wwreakinghavocc: timorleste: In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.” I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you. in america we don’t say i love you 4ever we say i love you 5ever (dat means...
Help—I’ve posted some helpful stuff on the page and people like it...– My mom, re: facebook.