[7:48:47 PM] David Watson: Now lily, voting is an important part of being an...– learnin about politics!
My charger just started screeching and spitting...
… And now it won’t charge anymore oopsies what did I do now…
Carnevale in Venice was so romantic
… if your idea of romance is stabbing a drag queen clown in the face with your pointed mask in self defense while he tries to kiss you and forcefeed you prosecco simultaneously. Or having a man shove his tongue down your throat when you’re trying to ask for directions. Or being serenaded with “Bella Notte” by a giant group of shitfaced Italian teenagers. Ok the last one...
neil-gaiman: Just watch this. (If it lets you watch it where you are. If it doesn’t, I recommend Tunnelbear.) “You’ve confused a war on religion with not always getting everything you want.”
Chattin' with drunk foreign creepers
Me: in san diego we trade seashells for plastic surgery its a simpler place Him: wow i like it how many seashels would it take to get me a boob job Me: 20 shells or 10 hermit crabs Him: not bad not bad at all exept it would feed the family for a week Me: these are the choices we have to make in america food or big ass titties Him: haha skinny with big ass tittays it is then Me: the american...
My mom has started calling me Brony as a term of...
Fortune is a woman, and if you want to keep her under it is necessary to beat...– Machiavelli
This is what happens when my sister and I get in...